Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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