Bhejne wala inteligent

Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.

Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 822 views
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