AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?

Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe gaya aur Haal Chaal pucha.

Qabar se koi aawaz nahi aai.

Pathan Qabar per likh kar chala gaya k.....



AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 972 views
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