Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara

Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara or us mn 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwa lia

B.v ye kya kia?
Pathan: balance mery pas aa gya or sdqa Zardari Ko chla gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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