Beta:papa chalo aaj Mcdonalds

Beta:papa chalo aaj Mcdonalds chalte hain

Papa:pehle mcdonalds ke spellings to batana zara

Beta:Chalo fir KFC chalte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
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Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
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Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
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Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
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Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega


by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ab Tujhe Kaha Bithau Mein?

Santa, Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The,

Tabhi Raste Mein Traffic Police Wale Ne Unhe Rokne Ke Liye Hath Diya.

Santa Bike Roke Bina Hi Uske Aage Se Nikalta Hua Bola: “Oye Pagal Hai Kya, Pehle Se Hi Teen Log Bethe Hai, Tu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student

Students were asked to write a "Sign Board" for traffic for University gate;
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They wrote: "Drive carefully, don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

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Free Christmas Tree!

My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.

He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.

"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."

"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."

He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"

"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena
(mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha hoon ke mai sotay
howe kesa lagta hon

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Pyar Kab Hota Hai?

Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”

Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”

Patni: “Mujhe Pata Tha Aapko Nahi Milega Isliye Main Pehle Se Hi Le Aayi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistan Vich Agaya!

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

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Best way to purpose

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,

Say her to sit in a boat.

Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me
or Leave My Boat

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Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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