Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha
Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha:
Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki Umar k logon ko Diya Jayga,
Wobhi Unke Maa Baap se Pooch kar,
JAY JHULELAL..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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