1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei
1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei Nuqs Nikalta,
Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha
Agar Fry Karti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha
1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liye.
Dono Andon ko ghor se dekhne k baad bola:
"Tumhe aqal kab aye ge"
jis ko boil karna tha usko fry kar dia Or jisko fry krna tha usko boil kar dya. ;>
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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