Sagi Bhan Ki Tarah Rakha Tha Usko
Santa: Meri Bivi Muje Chod Ke Chali Gayi
Banta:P Santa Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga
Santa:Are Yaar Sagi Bhan Ki Tarah Rakha Tha Usko !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
Similar Jokes
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha "O yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student: "Air Hostess!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl Friend: Chand Kahan Hy……..?
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Boy Friend: Chand do Han aik tum or aik upar
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After Marriage
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Wife: Chand kaha hy
Husband : Andhi hy….?
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wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light le k
Bhaita hy.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek larka aur ek larki date per jaatai hain. Dono bhohut hi romantic mood mai hotai hain. Larki nai phir barai pyaar se larke sai poocha,
"kya tum shadi ke baad bhi mujse itna pyaar kero gai" Larkai nah jawab diya "haan agar tumhare husband koh itraaz nah ho to"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: teen kyu?
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Ji Kahin Ja Rahe Thay.
Rastey Mein Unhoon Ney Dewar Pe Likha Dekha:
Parhney Wala Gadha Hai
Yeh Perh Ker Sardar Ji Pareshan Ho Gaye
Kyunke Unhoon Ne Yeh Parh Liya Tha
Unhoon Ne Roomal Se Yeh Tehreer Mitaee Or Likha:
Likhney Wala Gadha Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to
foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Pathan
Ans. Mard
Q k Mardon Main
UMar Sharif
Nawaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif
HaMza Sharif
Jab k aurton Me sirf
Babra Shrif
aur
Amna Sharif
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height oF Tension
Santa- 5min Me Exam Chorh K Jaane Laga.
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Teacher-Kya Hua, Paper Nhi Aata.?
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Santa- Woh Baat Nahi Hai, Mujhe Kal K Paper Ki Tyyari Karni hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)