Kanjoos baap k bete ne

Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:"Meri GF pregnant hai
75,000 mang rahi hai.
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am
pregnant!"
.
Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aurkaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise leneki baari hamari hai"..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 988 views
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