Girl-mere piche

Girl-mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mat kar..

Boy- Q?

Grl- is Raste pe Patthr aur Kaanto k Alwa kuch nhi..
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Boy-Are Pagli,
mere Pas REEBOK k Shoes hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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