Chiman:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.

Chiman: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views

Pathan

Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai

Boy At Bus Stop 2 Girl:
Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai
Main To Teray Liye Jaan Bhe Dedo

Girl: Wo To Deni He Paregi
Q K Mera Bhai “MQM” Ka Unit Incharge Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1Baalti Mein Paani

Sardar: 1Baalti Mein Paani
Le Kar Ja Raha Tha K

Barish Shuru Ho Gae
Or Barish Ka Pani Baalti
Mein Chala Gaya.

Sardar: O Tuwadi Khair Sara
Pani Gilla Ho Gaya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Having problem

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
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Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)