Suno ji meri aankhen
Kaani Wife:- Suno ji meri aankhen Katrina se milti hai na? ?
Pati:-Kambakht,teri aankhen aapas me nahi milti, Katrina se kya khak milegi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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