Ek Sharabi Raat Ko 12:30
Ek Sharabi Raat Ko 12:30 Baje Sadak Par Akela Ja Raha Tha,
Usko Ek Police Wale Ne Rok Liya Aur Pucha.
Police: “Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”
Sharabi: “Daaru Peene Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Parvachan Sunne.”
Police: “Itni Raat Ko Tera Baap Parvachan Dega?”
Sharabi: “Nahi Sahab Biwi Degi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 571 views
Similar Jokes
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?
kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai jaise Dudh, Double Roti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ka parosi mar gia sardar us k gher gia
sardar:lash aa gai hai.
Itfaq se usi waqt lash aa gai
sardar:hanse huwe lo daso kedi lambi umer hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
0bama Update his Facebo0k statUs...
'Congratulations osama killed'
the first n0tification he got
' osama bil Ladin Likes Ur Status'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach
Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne
Puchha
Obama: “Tumhe Swimming Aati Hai?”
Indian Minister: “Nahi”
Obama Hanste Hue: “Tum Se To Kutta Achha Hai Wo
Bhi
Swimming Kar Leta Hai”
Indian Minister: “Tumhe Aati Hai?”
Obama Ne Fatafat Jawab Diya: “Haan”
Indian Minister: “To Sale, Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein
Farak Hi Kya Hua?“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha Pappu: “Daddy Aapki Love Marrige Hui Thhi Na?” Santa Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Pucha: “Haan Be, Par Tujhe Kaisi Pata?” Pappu: “Kyunki Aapni Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Mein Sirf 4 Months Ka Farq Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu
Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Airhostes ask 2 lalu -- r u veg or non veg?
Lalu -- i m INDIAN.
Air again ask no sir i mean r u shakahari or maashahari?
Lalu -- Na re sasuri i m Bihari.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)