Ek Sharabi Raat Ko 12:30
Ek Sharabi Raat Ko 12:30 Baje Sadak Par Akela Ja Raha Tha,
Usko Ek Police Wale Ne Rok Liya Aur Pucha.
Police: “Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”
Sharabi: “Daaru Peene Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Parvachan Sunne.”
Police: “Itni Raat Ko Tera Baap Parvachan Dega?”
Sharabi: “Nahi Sahab Biwi Degi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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