Looking at the sky

Wife: (Looking at the sky) and asking her husband "Aisi kon c cheez hay jo tm roz deKhtay ho par torh nhi sktay ?"
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Husband: tumhara 'Munh'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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