As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1229 views

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:"R U Sick suffering from fever?"

pathan repliez"No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar, 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A little girl came home from school

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Motor cycle per phanka le ja rhe the

2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe
they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un
ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or
donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

an old man

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?"His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)