2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1406 views

The in-laws

A couple drove several miles down a country
road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sincere Apology

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se Takrake Ek Tota Behosh Ho Gaya.

Aadmi Ne Uspar Taras Khaya Aur Tote Ko Uthake Ghar Le Aaya.

Ussne Usse Pinjre Mein Rakha Dawayi Lagayi Or Khana Diya.

Tota Jab Jaaga To Ek Dum Se Hairani Hoke Bola

Tota: “Aaila Jail…? Wo Car Wala Mar Gaya Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote

molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai

Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?

Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
...
Dost-Q?

Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)