The in-laws
A couple drove several miles down a country
road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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