Boss during an Interview
Boss during an Interview
Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Applicant: What is it Sir?
Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?
Applicant: "Yes Sir"
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Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your kind information there is no mat near d door!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 988 views
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