Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne
Ik Young Beautiful Girl ne ik Rich old-man se shaadi kar ki.
Interviewer asks Cute Girl: Apne inme shaadi k liye kya dekha?
Cute Girl: Ik to inki income aur doosre inke Din-kam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
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