2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1350!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 717 views
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