Pathan: Yra Ye "Sent Msg" Kya hota hy
Pathan: Yra Ye
"Sent Msg"
Kya hota hy
2nd Pathan:Khuda ka Qasam tm to bilkul Jahil ka bacha hy
"Sent Msg"
Ka matlab hay
Khushbu wala Msg
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