sunday and I have to enjoy
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 942 views
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Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..
Forward kiya to chutiya..
Save kiya to haraami..
Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..
Reply kiya to bharwa..
Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..
Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..
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Enginr : Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Engnr : ummmmmmmmmmm... -............. .. -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D
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