beta bap say:.aba jan! main dadi jan say shadi karonga".
bap nay jawab main kaha."nahi betay wo to meri ammi hian. kesi ki ammi say shadi nahi kartay."

ye sun kar betay nay masoomiat say kaha:. "to phir ap nay meri ammi say kiun shadi ki ?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views

Mother light jala lo

Nokrani: Light chali gai hai
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Meera: tu Mother Light jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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Meera: uff u paindos i mean Mom-Bati….! :P :P Buhahhaha :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ap bohat Khoobsurat

Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.


Chal hun Teri Vaari..

Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha
dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey

3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey

1) ASIF zarari , Q k Koi Shakhs Apney ap ko Pathar Nai Mar sakta !!!!

2) ALTaf bhai , Q k hajj telephone pe nahi ho sakta!!!! :-

3) Nawaz sharif , Q k koi shakhs
1 Crore k Bal Lagwa kar Tind nahi Karwa ay ga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)