A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1156 views

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt
Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha-
Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue
Sharabi Ne Darya Me Chand Ka Aks Dekh Kar
Apne Dost Se Pocha,
"Yeh Kia Hai"??

Pathan:
Yeh Chand Hai.

Dost:
Hayen..!! To Kia Main Itna Ooper Aa Gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa & Lion

How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion:

"I'll drink Poison... and let the Lion eat me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I m not at home

I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

sorry

Bus main aik baba ji ka paoun larki k paoun per agaya

Baba: sorry

Girl: get lost

Phir aik handsom larke ka paun usi larki k paun per a gaya

Boy: sorry

Girl with smile: its ok, no problem

Baba jalte hue: na kaki mari sorry de spelling galt si

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)