Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti

Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”

Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”

Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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