Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”

Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”

Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 591 views

Aliens Attack

resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.

Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?

Santa: No! I didn’t take Algebra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer
Sir G!
Barood Thora Kum Dala Karen,
Last Time Hamara Admi
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Jannat Se 3 Kilometer
Agy Nikal Gya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I think I need glasses

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)