Kanjoos bole to koun
MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo
MASTER:Uski ek example do
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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