Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per
Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per akela ghum raha tha.
Police wala: kyun bhai, aadhi raat ko akele ghumne ki kya wajah hai?
Santa: wajah hoti to ghar pahunch kar kab ka apni biwi ko bata diya hota.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1183 views
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