Badle Duniya Sari Tum Na Badalna
Why does Waheeda Rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide?
B'coz Devanand says - 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badalna'..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1136 views
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