Same Reasons
Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views
Similar Jokes
college ka 1st day...:->
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se meri GF ka number le liya….
Banta: fir kya huya???
Santa: bewakoof kal se aapni he behen ko romantic MSG vej raha hai………!!!!;-):-P:-D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists
office. "What seems to be the problem?" the
doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might
be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise
you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all
night?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Going Wid His Sister
Some Shouts: Oye Mashuka Ley Ker Kahan Ja Raha Hai
Sardar Get Furious Nd Slap Him & Said: Mashuka Hogi Teri Meri To Baihan Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..
But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.
Then He Started
Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I’m getting married next week there will b
a small party n only few ppl wil b invited
don’t bring any gift just bring
someone 2 marry me.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
bivi: aj meri salgirah hai. mujhe ap kya tohfa dey gay.
shohar: wo samny siyah Car dekh rahi ho?
bivi: (herat aur Khushi se). Aap mujhy wo Car le ker de gay?
shohar: nahi, mein tmhein us rang ki poni le ker don ga.
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.
Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.
Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.
Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?
Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par
rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)