santa:Meri billi mar gai

banta:kese mari
santa :Maine use nahala diya tha

banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1703 views

Pathan Bike chala raha tha

Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRAD0 wala: mJa apna kaam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike
dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se
jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar
pari hy or pathan kahin para hy
PRADO wala: Ye kya hua?
Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maths Joke

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?

The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye)

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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. Boy:” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)