Santa Banta se bola
Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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