Bacha Upset Q Hai
Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??
Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta
Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar
Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 708 views
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pathan ny ek college khola...par kisi ny admission nai lya .........pata hy Q????sub confused thy
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college ka name tha "WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS"
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