Khali batuwa haath

Khali batuwa haath main us kay thama deta hoon main
Yun Hatheli pe kabhi serson jama deta hoon main
Jab kabi begum ka para hud se zyada charh gaya
Sub se pehle jootiyan us ki chhupa de ta hoon main

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 915 views
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