Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath
Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath Bazaar Mein Ja Rahi Thi
Tabhi Usne Ek Sign Board Dekha, Jis Par Likha Tha.
Banarasi Saree 10 Rupaye,
Nylon Saree 8 Rupaye,
Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,
Aurat Dekh Ke Khusi Se Pati Se Boli: “Mujhe 500 Rupaye Do, Main 50 Saree Kharidoongi”
Pati Mathe Pe Haath Marta Hua Bola: “Oye Soordas Ki Maa, Laundry Ki Dukan Hai Wo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
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by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa, Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The,
Tabhi Raste Mein Traffic Police Wale Ne Unhe Rokne Ke Liye Hath Diya.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar puri life only 1 thing sochte sochte mar gaya Ki mere to 2 brothers hai phir meri sister ke 3 brothers kaise?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 admi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon.
Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch
Gya hoon Idhar Net bhi Mojud he,Jaga Choti Par Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nahi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo
Ab Tak White Hian,Kal Tumhy bhi Bulwa Lunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
This wife is too jealous
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)