jadugar Ne Jadu
Aik Black African Lrki Ko jadugar Ne
Jadu Se Par Lga diay.
Lrki : Wow, Ab kia Me PARi bn gai?
Jadugar :NI Pagli..
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Tu "CHAM'GADAR' bn gai hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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