Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke Haar
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir B Kitni Sundar Ho.

Patni-Kaminey Saaf Bol Na
MAKE-UP K Liye Paise Nahi Dunga
Ha ha ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views

Pakistani: When a man died

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bakrian Charane wala or Pathan

1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
.
Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
.
Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
.
Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Mor(Peacock) Morni ko

Mor(Peacock) Morni ko
kiss karne laga.

Morni use rok k idhar
udhar dekhnelagi,

Mor: Kya hua Janu?

Morni : Dekh rahi hu aas
pass Discovry wale to
nahi hai,

Saale MMS bana lete hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath me kya he?

Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Condom kia hota hai

Pota:dada g ye condom kia hota hai,

dada:chal bhag mujhe nai pta.

Pota:me janta tha budhey tujhe pata hota to aj jayedad k 18 hise na hote

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)