What do you mean
Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?
Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views
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PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe
hai.
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