Pappu, Sher aur Bhagwan
Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya…
usne upar dekhte huye kaha:
“bhagwan, main to mar gaya”
Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the,
Upar se awaaz aayi:
“ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”,
Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya,
Phir upar se awaaz aayi :
“Beta, mara to tu ab hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views
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