Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 513 views

Funny Saas And Funny Bahu

Funny Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 3-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Funny Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 3-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Deadly IQ Question

Deadly IQ Question.

Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”

Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dog's tail

Santa Was Inserting Dog’s Tail
Into Pipe
Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi
Seedhi Hui Hai Aajtak?
Santa: Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend
Kar Raha Hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ghandhi ki dhoti

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the local newspaper were: Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa - See more at: http://www.jokesduniya.com/844/gandhi-ki-dhoti/#more-844

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)