Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.

Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views

Airplane

Ek Pathan apne Ghar ki chhat se
Aeroplane ko Udte hue dekh kr Patthar marne laga.
Uske Dost ne pucha k

O Lala Q Hawai-jahaz ko Patthar Maar rahe ho??

Pathan: O Yara ye Sham ko Hamari Gul Bano per lighten Marta hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife shopping karke wapas aayi,

Wife shopping karke wapas aayi,
To husband wife se samaan laate hue bola,

“Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?”

Wife : Bilkul theek kaha, esme mere new sandel hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye

Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Masjid k liye chande

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why?

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)