1 SARDAR Or American
1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American:
Wats This?
SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views
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