Sardar In UK Hotel
Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
Sardar Replid: Éggs’ Mother
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 679 views
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:-O..
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Media or wife me kia similarity hai?
Jab tak aik hi bat 10 bar na btai jae,tab tak donon ko skoon nai milta.
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"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.
"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
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Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni
chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy
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Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia
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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Santa! Dastaney ki...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..
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Pakistan me kuch ho ya na ho magr kia ch3ez hai jo pher bi hoti hai?
;->
girls k make up ka saman
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Yar ek number hy, is
pe cal kr k pta kro k yay kn hy?
kuch kahe to 2,,4 suna bhe dyna.
Sala apny ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Number yay hy.
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“15?
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)