I Love You

Boy : Hey ! I Love You …
Girl : Awww… Then We Have Something In Common … !
Boy : We Both Love Each Other….??
Girl : No …!

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That We Both Love ME …

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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