logical answer

A logical Answer

Teacher:
Tumhare Abu kitne saal k hn?

Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein hon

teacher”Wo kese?

Banta:Jis din me peda hua usi din tou woh abu bny

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 920 views
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