Santa on call:hi swtheart,kya kar rahi ho,

Santa on call:hi swtheart,kya kar rahi ho,

Gf-meri tabiyat kharab hai janu sone jaa rahi huaur tum...

Santa:main cinema hall mai tere peeche baitha hu kamini……. :p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 902 views
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