Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai
Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 992 views
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Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi Monu-Ha
Sonu-Daru Monu-Ha
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Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai? ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala? .
Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?
Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachhe Mun k sachhe..
Boy to his mom:”Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:”Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:”gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:p :O
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)