bache mun k sache

Bachhe Mun k sachhe..
Boy to his mom:”Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
.
Mom:”Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
.
.
Bacha:”gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:p :O

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 804 views
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