TITANIC do0b rha tha,

TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?

Sardar:2k.m,

Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?

Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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