Karan Johar bar me
Karan Johar bar me Beer peene aaya..
9 bottle peene ke baad,
Waiter :Aap ko chadhti kyu nahi?
Karan :"Main mard hoon"
Waiter: Chadh gayi saale ko...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 488 views
Similar Jokes
Ek Ladka Chinki Se Bola.
Ladka: “Apna Figure To Dekh Sirf Haddiya Hi Haddiya Hai”
Chinki Muskurate Hue: “Tabhi Main Sochhu Yeh Kutta Yahaan Kya Kar Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein
naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh....... Chup......!!
Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai.....
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Masterji Bacche Ka Lunch Kha Gaye...
.
.
.
.
...
Masterji: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam Toh Nahi Bataoge na?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bachha maasom awaaz mein bola:-
Ji Main Keh Dunga mera lunch kutta
khaa gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar apne bache ko mar raha tha or Medicne khala rha tha. 1 admi ne poch tm esy quen mar rhe o.?
Sardar:doctor ne kya c
.
.
Enu goli kut k deni aa.;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .
Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to kya hoga .
Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...
"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"
Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..
Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"
.
Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"
"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ab TeRe sMs Me Wo Zook-e-Muhabat Nahi Rahi
Dost
LaGta He Tere Sath Bhi Koi Bachi Set HoGai,
(',')/ Bachi K
/).) Chakkar Me
Bhai Ko Bhol Gya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)