A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?

Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 674 views

Santa to banta talking

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A woman dies

A woman died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to her, "Before you enter, can you tell me God's first name?" She thought for a moment and then said, "Andy." St. Peter was astonished and asked, "How did you come up with Andy?" "Well," the woman replied, " we sing it in church all the time.

Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells me I am his own."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

below 18 was not allowed

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek chota bacha dusre se

Ek chota bacha dusre se: Agar din mein suraj na nikla to kya hoga?

Dusre bache ne jawab diya: Bijli ka bill bhad jayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mqm jelsa

Wife to Husband: Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?

Husband: Nahi na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.

Wife: Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun, ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi

Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)